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Rick Rolled At Your Door!

October 23, 2009 2 comments

rick rolled

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Nude It for the iPhone 3GS

October 20, 2009 Leave a comment

Itchy Balls

October 4, 2009 Leave a comment

Economist “Did you know?”

September 25, 2009 Leave a comment

5 Things That Annoy Me

September 17, 2009 Leave a comment

ned flanders

  1. Walking behind slow people – There is nothing worse than driving behind a lost driver than walking behind someone taking a leisurely stroll without a care in the world. You try not to show your impatience but you barely avoid tearing out the idiot’s heart out with your bare fist and eating it whole.
  2. Twitter users who tweet the number of followers they are about to reach – “OMG guys! Just 3 more followers and I will be at 100!!!!!!” It’s like he/she is mocking your pathetic 20-plus followers(half of which are spam bots). Give me a break, man! I don’t give a damn! Where’s that unfollow button by the way?idiots
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Roger Federer is Amazing

September 14, 2009 Leave a comment

Windows Fail

September 10, 2009 Leave a comment

Windows Fail

As seen during a Dallas Cowboys game. Source

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Nadya Suleman(OctoMom) Giving Birth

September 1, 2009 Leave a comment


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Dummy’s Guide to Pick-Up Lines that Never Work

August 30, 2009 1 comment
He should've used our pick up lines

He should've used our pick-up lines

Here at LonePlacebo we understand how important it is for any single male or female to find the person who they will spend the rest of their life with. Unfortunately, you are no James Bond. So, what can you possibly do? Well, unfortunately, I am no Cupid. Luckily, where there is a will, there is a way. What is the solution you ask? Pickup- lines. I know. I saw that light bulb go off on top of your head too. Lead your delicate eyes over the following list of one-hit wonders that will surely get you laid in no time.

  1. Can I have your picture? (Why?) So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
  2. Are you an alien? (No, why?) Because you just abducted my heart!
  3. Can I borrow your library card? (Why?) Because I’m checking you out!
  4. Are you bored? (No, why?) Because I really want to nail you!
  5. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
  6. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  7. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
  8. Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
  9. What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper!
  10. You have something on your chest. My eyes!
  11. I wish you were DSL, so I could get high-speed access.
  12. If this is the meat market, then you must be the prime rib.
  13. You’re so hot when I look at you I get a tan.


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Idiot’s Guide to Protecting the Environment

August 26, 2009 Leave a comment
Heellllpppp mmmeeeeeeeee

Heellllpppp mmmeeeeeeeee......

  1. Eat in the dark– How wonderful would it be not never have to see your mother’s lovely liver eggplant? Granted, you can still smell it but hell, seeing is believing. Not only is it too dark to see what you’re eating, you don’t have to watch that hungry slob munching away on his Sloppy Joes no more.
  2. Never wash your clothes with the washing machine– Keeping your clothes in top shape requires extensive amounts of water usage. Eliminate the cost of your astronomical water bill for good and save the environment’s scarce supply of water. Note: If your friends and family begin to tell you how much you stink, just hang out all your clothes for a good day or two. If it rains, why not throw them as well and sit back and smile as nature does your laundry.
  3. Don’t take the bus- Climb onto the side of the bus and hold for dear life!- Ignore people’s endless pleas to ride public transit. They don’t care about the money that you’ll have to fork over to do so.  Plus, you can tell people, it saves room on the bus!
  4. Steal people’s gasoline so they can’t drive– Vehicles alone contribute a significant amount of greenhouse gases that leak into our atmosphere, trapping heat along the way.
  5. Exhale less frequently– Every time you exhale, you release carbon dioxide into the air. From there, the harmful gas reaches the ozone layer, warms up the planet a tad bit more and global warming just got a whole lot worse.
  6. Flush the toilet after you have used it three times– Save that water! Open up those windows! It’s gonna reek!

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