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Evidence of the End of Mankind

October 21, 2009 Leave a comment

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Chirantan Patnaik and I have one thing in common. Patnaik really enjoys Grand Theft Auto 4 and so do I. What separates him from me is that he currently holds the Guinness World Record for longest nonstop video gaming after playing GTA 4 for 40 straight hours. Read more…

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“You Are Rich” Tells Me Stuff That I Already Know

October 18, 2009 1 comment

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At $99.99, You Are Rich by 15-year-old developer¬†Mark Gurman is one helluva steal. Jam-packed and over-flowing with unbelievable features that will make your eyes hurt, this once-in-a-lifetime iPhone app will last for years to come and generate massive riches for Apple and quite possibly end America’s economic crisis. Read more…

Fried Goldfish Anyone?

October 7, 2009 Leave a comment

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After a heated argument with her ex husband, a Houston woman got a little hungry and decided to fry his pet goldfish and eat some of them. The dispute originated when the ex husband took back some jewelry he gave to her. Read more…

$10,000 for a baseball? Let me think about that…

September 25, 2009 Leave a comment

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28-year-old rookie outfielder for the Oakland A’s, Matt Carson, hit his first major league career home run Monday in a 10-3 loss to the woeful Texas Rangers. It is usually customary for players who reach similar milestones to keep the ball as a memento. ¬†If you were reading closely, you would’ve noticed that I strategically placed the word “usually” in the previous sentence. Deceptive, aren’t I?

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How to Make Everyone Hate You

September 13, 2009 2 comments
Kanye West is a true expert at what he does best: making people hate him

Kanye West is a true expert at what he does best: making people hate him

Kanye West, you’re my hero. As one of the greatest experts at what he does best, Kanye repeatedly proves to doubters time and time again that he has countless ways and schemes of ruining his celebrity reputation while spitting in the faces of helpless fans. Tonight at the MTV Video Music Awards, the man did it again, surpassing all expectations by targeting an unsuspecting singer, Taylor Swift, after she had won Best Female Video.

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New Facebook Status:”I’m trapped in a drain. Call for help!”

September 8, 2009 Leave a comment

Two girls, aged 10 and 12, decided to update their Facebook status rather than call for emergency help when they found themselves trapped in a stormwater drain in Adelaide, Austrailia. Although authorities expressed that Read more…

Man Who Robbed Bank in 2007 Did it to Escape From His Wife

September 2, 2009 Leave a comment

Anthony Miller, 39-years-old, claims that he robbed a bank in Ephrata in 2007 because he wanted to escape his wife who threatened him with suicide if he left her. Without the the guts to divorce her, he walked into a bank carrying a bb gun and Read more…

EMPLOYEE FIRED AFTER SENDING ALL CAPS EMAILS

September 2, 2009 Leave a comment

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A WOMAN WORKING FOR NEW ZEALAND’S PRO HEALTH WAS FIRED AFTER SENDING SEVERAL “CONFRONTATIONAL” EMAILS TO FELLOW EMPLOYEES STERNLY DETAILING HOW TO FILL OUT FORMS. I’ll stop using caps now; it hurts my eyes. Read more…

Money Discarded on Freeway Causes Traffic Jam

August 25, 2009 Leave a comment

Free money! Source

Free money!

On August 16, 2009 shortly before noon, a man threw money out of his car while driving in a Southern California freeway, prompting at least 10 individuals to leave their vehicles and attempt to claim the cash for themselves. Read more…

Man Leaves Kids in Car to Go to Strip Club

August 25, 2009 Leave a comment

Police have arrested a man after leaving two kids in his car to visit the Clearwater strip club late Sunday night. He was reportedly at the club for 30 to 60 minutes. The two children are aged 4 and 5 years old Read more…